January 2012
africans:
December 2011
jack white: it's quite possible that i'm your third man girl
jack white: but it's a fact that i-
me: HAVE A HUGE PENIS
jack white: what
me: what
fbht:
zooey deschanel
zooey desprada
zooey desgucci
zooey desfendi
zoĆ© caravecchia……..haha i’m funny
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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